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I feel very pretty.
SIMON SOMNER'S HOLLYWOOD DOSSIER
OSAMA BIN LADEN INNOCENT!
Count Chocula melts brains
Hitler is alive or something
Tom Cruise is a big, stupid gaytard
JULIA ROBERTS/ROBERT REDFORD/KINKY SEX
SIMON SOMNERS LOVES JESUS
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE
Wally, Rocky, & Wally
ALDP's Webcam