CONTENT
  • Main
  • Features
  • Reviews
  • Misc.
  • Crap

  • Rock & Roll
    Time Bandits!

    Editorials

    Unfunniness Online- This is a rampant outbreak that has gripped the internet with fear for years now. Could you be contributing to the cause?

    Opus 4- ALDP writes about television and its amazing history.

    Opus 3 (Part 2)- ALDP on Politics and other boring sounding but actually pretty awesome to read stuff.

    Censored Version- This is a tamer version of Opus 3 for those of you who like to turn webpage reading into a family activity like AOL commercials.

    Opus 3- The prequel to Opus 3 part 2.

    Censored Version- They call it "filler" in the entertainment business.

    Opus 2- Helpful steps if you took this and invented a time machine so you could show it to somebody from about 4 months ago.

    Opus 1- God, this one's really just a cry for help.

    VegettoEX- Written by the late Mike Payne who has since died while watching 'The Running Man' in his parents basement before ballooning to over 700 pounds. He is survived by his brother Derek and whore of a mother.

    Art

    Somners 1
    Somners 2