Yet again, I have done all sorts of magical things.  But first, I have some dire news.  Simon Somners has been killed.  He was standing on the roof of a church screaming something about free love when a Muslim fanatic crashed a zepplin into him.  He was thoroughly exploded, all except for his left hand, in which he clutched two self portraits.  I have put them up in the Art section.  If you pretend that I drew them, it looks like I did a lot of work.  I guess that's  it.

I have changed many, many things.  First of all, whenever I deem it neccessary, the screen names of people I interview will be replaced with cute orphan names.  To see what I mean, check my RAPPING WITH AN OREGONIAN in AIM Conversations.  SECONDLY, I have put up the latest Simon Somners column.  Which reminds me, it is no longer a Fun Fact, but a Fun SPACE.  That way, I can put in tricks they teach in second grade science class and Pokemon jokes, rather than facts.  LASTLY, Simon Somners has informed me that he has legally changed his name.  I forget what his new name is, so you'll see it next time I put up one of his columns.  Yeah.  That's probably about it.  Oh yeah, stinky diahrrea poop.

I put up a new conversation in AIM Conversations(You big silly-billy!).  I am the sea.

I put up the latest Simon Somners article, and have streamlined the whole process, so I may be able to start putting them up every Wednesday, as I probably said I would do.  I also changed Hangly Man's message, because I guess there may be a couple of genuinely retarded people that visit this site that may be turned off to the whole submitting fun-facts thing because of the word "cockmagnet".  Or something.  Whatever, just send me some fun-facts.  The big blue "E-mail me" and the picture of Simon Somners dancing now link to my e-mail address.  And don't think you have to know real facts to submit a fun-fact, either.  I would be just as thrilled to recieve bullshit facts as I would to recieve facts that are, you know, facts.  So yeah, send me some fun facts.

I added a link to the best site ever(IT'S IN THE LINKS SECTION, YOU SILLY). And I put my January updates in the News section. Peepee kaka.