Sorry about the lack of updates. I've been in jail because
somebody misinterpreted me when I said "Man, those greasy rags sure do
burn well." Anyway, there will be another couple of updateless days (Or
weeks, whatever) while some Chinese burglar puts up a new layout. On one
final note, I'm considering making an entire section for FAQs, because I
gotta tell you, they are about a million times easier to write than actual
editorials, and it seems that the effort I put into them and the humor
that results are inversely proportional(Oh God, please forgive me for
using that term. I swear it will not happen again any time in the near
future). And I'll also probably put up an AIM conversations section,
because one can usually get HILARIOUS results simply from saying things
about pirates and a Robot-Jesus. If you love me, you will e-mail me.
