N 1 to 9 (9:51:18 PM): hey chris
N 1 to 9 (9:58:06 PM): did you get any new cds recently?
SuperPsaturn (10:08:24 PM): Nah not yet.
SuperPsaturn (10:08:32 PM): I just beat Devil May Cry on hard
N 1 to 9 (10:08:48 PM): nice. was the ending different?
N 1 to 9 (10:09:06 PM): chris what do you think happens when a
SuperPsaturn (10:09:24 PM): It was supposed to unlock this guy
"The Legendary Dark Knight" who I'd assumed was this guy you
fight on a few occasions through the normal game with Dante.
N 1 to 9 (10:10:00 PM): supposed to like you hoped it would?
N 1 to 9 (10:10:41 PM): or supposed to like it said so on
SuperPsaturn (10:10:49 PM): When a person dies? Hum. Well
either you're trapped for eternity with the last complete thought you
ever came up with playing over and over in your head.
SuperPsaturn (10:11:05 PM): Or you just kind of disappear from
SuperPsaturn (10:11:19 PM): It said it did on GameFaqs.
SuperPsaturn (10:11:26 PM): And it did unlock that option.
N 1 to 9 (10:11:27 PM): ok. you dont' think jesus makes you float up
into heaven or some crap
N 1 to 9 (10:11:34 PM): good
SuperPsaturn (10:11:58 PM): But I thought he was going to look like
the guy you fight who looks completely awesome.
N 1 to 9 (10:12:18 PM): i probably tried to explain my theory to you
about an infinite amount of time and how you're mind is made up of
matter and therefore can be replicated
SuperPsaturn (10:13:00 PM): Instead it was just Dante only he's
dressed like the count from Sesame Street.
SuperPsaturn (10:13:12 PM): Yeah I think that theory makes the
N 1 to 9 (10:13:28 PM): HAH!
SuperPsaturn (10:13:31 PM): I mean, thoughts are really just
electrical synapses in your brain.
N 1 to 9 (10:13:34 PM): like the count!
N 1 to 9 (10:13:36 PM): yeah
N 1 to 9 (10:13:58 PM): which of course means that one day you will
N 1 to 9 (10:14:11 PM): i've been thinking about that theory a whole
lot over the past year or so
SuperPsaturn (10:14:20 PM): And since matter can not be
destroyed there's no reason to think that those electrical impulses
just leave your body and probably detach and are distributed
through the earth.
SuperPsaturn (10:15:08 PM): But it's feasible to think it possible
they'ed come back together at the spar of a new life.
N 1 to 9 (10:15:35 PM): well not only that, but lets say a human brain
is like a computer program
N 1 to 9 (10:16:40 PM): you can have the exact same program on 2
N 1 to 9 (10:16:41 PM): even on a computer which is nothing like the
N 1 to 9 (10:16:41 PM): like a nintendo vs. a Power Macintosh G4
N 1 to 9 (10:16:51 PM): they're not the same at all, but when they
both have the same program, they can both do the same things
SuperPsaturn (10:17:42 PM): Yeah.
N 1 to 9 (10:18:16 PM): that's how you could have your mind in
vegeta or a plant or anything else3
N 1 to 9 (10:18:17 PM): as long as it runs your memory
SuperPsaturn (10:18:27 PM): Yeah.
SuperPsaturn (10:18:32 PM): Hm.
N 1 to 9 (10:19:04 PM): i want everyone in the world to know this,
because i think it will help humanity
SuperPsaturn (10:19:22 PM): BUt I think it's possible that instead of
a copy of your exact brainwaves forming from different particles
your mind could reassemble itself after it leaves your body when
N 1 to 9 (10:19:58 PM): yeah. either one would give the exact same
N 1 to 9 (10:20:06 PM): it would just seem like you woke up right
after you died, even though an inconceivable amout of time would
SuperPsaturn (10:20:47 PM): Yeah but given that theory there could
be two mentally identicle people on the earth simultaneously.
N 1 to 9 (10:21:37 PM): it's possible. though the parts of the earth
and everything percievable to both people would have to be the
N 1 to 9 (10:21:53 PM): like, they wouldn't be the same if it was night
for one and day for the other.
N 1 to 9 (10:22:23 PM): or if they lived with different people
SuperPsaturn (10:23:14 PM): yeah, I suppose they'd really have to
live on seperate earths.
SuperPsaturn (10:23:33 PM): Like another planet under the exact
same conditions as ours in a solar system somewhere.
N 1 to 9 (10:24:18 PM): yeah, but the sun would have to be the exact
same, and so would all the stars they saw at night
SuperPsaturn (10:24:31 PM): Well that could happen.
N 1 to 9 (10:24:39 PM): it would require an insanely huge amount of
time for that to happen in the universe
SuperPsaturn (10:24:48 PM): Given that the universe is infinate.
N 1 to 9 (10:24:50 PM): but of course it could happen. and it did
N 1 to 9 (10:25:25 PM): well, we don't know if it's infinite in the 3
human dimensions. just that it's infinite time wise
SuperPsaturn (10:25:37 PM): Yeah.
SuperPsaturn (10:26:38 PM): But I think it's cool that even like a 5
year old kid could probably never make up a number big enough
to equate to miles per second at some unknown fantastic speed
that would let a person actually travel across the entire universe in a
N 1 to 9 (10:27:59 PM): yeah. that's pretty cool
SuperPsaturn (10:28:41 PM): It's probably impossible to even leave
our solar system in a human lifetime even while traveling at light
N 1 to 9 (10:29:17 PM): not really.
N 1 to 9 (10:29:17 PM): it would take a few months
N 1 to 9 (10:29:18 PM): but travelling at light speed it would take 4
years to get to the nearest star
SuperPsaturn (10:29:31 PM): Yeah you're right.
SuperPsaturn (10:29:41 PM): Maybe I'm thinking of leaving the
N 1 to 9 (10:30:04 PM): yeah. the galaxy is fucking huge
SuperPsaturn (10:30:42 PM): I hate it when they make up like a
weapon that could destroy the universe in comic books and shit.
N 1 to 9 (10:31:06 PM): hahaha
SuperPsaturn (10:31:49 PM): Even that one dragonball Z movie we
watched was stupid when Broli destroyed some galaxy.
N 1 to 9 (10:32:41 PM): yeah. then after that he gets mad an punches
the ground and it doesn't destroy the planet
SuperPsaturn (10:32:49 PM): Hah yeah really.
SuperPsaturn (10:33:08 PM): Plus when he destroyed the universe
the lights just kind of went out in that little swirl of stars.
SuperPsaturn (10:33:14 PM): It looked really retarded.
N 1 to 9 (10:33:49 PM): you can't destroy a star with power like that.
N 1 to 9 (10:33:50 PM): it's not like crushing a lightbulb
SuperPsaturn (10:34:10 PM): I know.
N 1 to 9 (10:34:13 PM): you'd just be shooting energy into a huge
nuclear reaction. at most it would just move the stars
SuperPsaturn (10:34:44 PM): Plus htepower tahat supposedly
destroyed all those stars gave off no light.
SuperPsaturn (10:35:14 PM): And he apparently destroyed them
several million years ago since we'd still be seeing their light for
quite a while after they were gone.
N 1 to 9 (10:35:50 PM): Hahahaha
SuperPsaturn (10:36:27 PM): I think the only really great part in that
movie was when broli destroyed the planet of those alien slaves.
N 1 to 9 (10:37:02 PM): hahaha
N 1 to 9 (10:37:03 PM): yeah
SuperPsaturn (10:37:27 PM): They really have the worst looking
aliens in Dragonball.
N 1 to 9 (10:37:50 PM): yeah
N 1 to 9 (10:37:54 PM): the latest borknagar album is pretty good.
SuperPsaturn (10:37:58 PM): oh yeah?
SuperPsaturn (10:38:08 PM): Anything that stayed with you?
N 1 to 9 (10:39:37 PM): it's too early. i know the names of some of
the songs, but i don't really have a good feel for them, i just know
that the music is pretty good.
N 1 to 9 (10:40:11 PM): like every once in a while, i'll pick out a few
words that sound cool
N 1 to 9 (10:41:10 PM): they seem to be very interested in the
inevitable destruciton of humanity now.3
SuperPsaturn (10:41:46 PM): Hm.
SuperPsaturn (10:42:08 PM): I'd like to think humanity will live on at
least before the sun expands.
N 1 to 9 (10:43:59 PM): india and pakistan are about to go to nuclear
war, and we've only had nuclear weapons for 60 year. don't get
ahead of yourself
SuperPsaturn (10:45:47 PM): I'd think people would've used
something like nuclear weapons the day after they were invented.
N 1 to 9 (10:46:00 PM): they did
N 1 to 9 (10:46:39 PM): that's why they got invented
SuperPsaturn (10:46:51 PM): Oh.
N 1 to 9 (10:47:06 PM): remember hiroshima and nagisaki
SuperPsaturn (10:47:21 PM): Well there's nothing you can really do
but go on living your life and just trying to enjoy yourself while
we're still alive.
N 1 to 9 (10:47:36 PM): or you could destroy the evil in the world
SuperPsaturn (10:47:49 PM): That won't happen.
SuperPsaturn (10:47:56 PM): There'll always be evil in the world I
N 1 to 9 (10:48:59 PM): yeah, there will be evil, but sometimes
people arise who are capable of living beyond what benefits them
SuperPsaturn (10:49:21 PM): I know but there'll always be those
who aren't willing to.
SuperPsaturn (10:49:36 PM): Nobody thinks that they're an evil
person if they actually are.
N 1 to 9 (10:49:56 PM): yeah. i think the vast majority of people just
live their lives doing what is best for them
N 1 to 9 (10:50:38 PM): they're incapable of making true sacrifices
N 1 to 9 (10:50:39 PM): and they have no vision for the future other
than getting a job, or getting married
N 1 to 9 (10:50:40 PM): or getting laid, or getting some crack
SuperPsaturn (10:50:55 PM): Even if all the evil people in the world
were to die suddenly the good people would eventually split into
SuperPsaturn (10:51:32 PM): Some still good and others just as evil,
just because people disagree on things and opinions vary on what
is acceptable to get your own way.
N 1 to 9 (10:52:26 PM): hmm. good point
N 1 to 9 (10:53:34 PM): but i think people come to a conccensus.
when people want world peace, they want it because it would
SuperPsaturn (10:53:38 PM): I think it's all just balance.
SuperPsaturn (10:54:35 PM): Yeah but even if we achieved world
peace there would still be people who hated the way the world
N 1 to 9 (10:55:13 PM): i think the propper way for humanity to go is
that we keep destroying evil people leaving what everyone can
agree on basically good, and work out differences until we become
more and more alike, and humanity becomes like one big entity
SuperPsaturn (10:55:32 PM): Idealistically that'd be great.
SuperPsaturn (10:55:41 PM): But I'm saying I don't really think it's
N 1 to 9 (10:55:48 PM): like the way bacteria formed into simple
animals, and then later the individual cells became more and more
advanced until you have something so advanced it can analyze itself
SuperPsaturn (10:55:55 PM): There will always be those who
disagree about something or other.
SuperPsaturn (10:56:29 PM): I was reading this article yesterday on
some group that felt that Star Wars 2 was extremely racist.
SuperPsaturn (10:56:49 PM): When there's nothing to complain
about people start making up things just to hear themselves talk.
N 1 to 9 (10:58:12 PM): true, but the problem with the past is that
ideas were always constricted by geographic location
N 1 to 9 (10:58:35 PM): so everyone in a country comes to hate a
certain type of people, or a certain way of thinking, and that whole
country unites against something and a war starts out.
N 1 to 9 (10:59:14 PM): year after year children and grandchildren
are imbued with the same beliefs
N 1 to 9 (10:59:39 PM): now i think it should start to be that people
come up with their own ideas more, and less peoples' minds are
dictated by what their parents think
SuperPsaturn (10:59:40 PM): Yeah.
SuperPsaturn (11:00:14 PM): Yeah but i think a lot of people don't
really grasp the idea of opinions.
SuperPsaturn (11:00:40 PM): They seem to translate it as a direct
insult by another person disagreeing.
N 1 to 9 (11:00:46 PM): some opinions are wrong. it is possible to
logically come to know some things.
SuperPsaturn (11:01:55 PM): Yeah but most people are hardly
willing to let you educate them where they're just plain wrong.
N 1 to 9 (11:02:23 PM): i know that's the problem we have to face
any way we can.
N 1 to 9 (11:02:44 PM): we have to find out if killing these people
would do more good or harm
SuperPsaturn (11:03:45 PM): See but I don't think killing them does
any good unless they're a serial killer.
N 1 to 9 (11:04:55 PM): if their wrong ideas go on to make more and
more people have those wrong ideas, then it could help.
SuperPsaturn (11:05:17 PM): Yeah but people are always going to
have wrong ideas.
SuperPsaturn (11:05:24 PM): It's just the way of life.
N 1 to 9 (11:05:33 PM): not if you start them with the right ideas as
SuperPsaturn (11:05:48 PM): People are sometimes born in a
healthy caring family and grow up to be horrible people.
N 1 to 9 (11:06:49 PM): i don't think we have enough evidence to
discount learning the right way to think as a pathway to good.
SuperPsaturn (11:07:49 PM): I don't know.
SuperPsaturn (11:07:58 PM): Who can dictate the right way to
SuperPsaturn (11:08:06 PM): We could just as easily be wrong as
N 1 to 9 (11:08:14 PM): no, not really
N 1 to 9 (11:09:32 PM): it's hard to explain, but it's logically possible
to come to know that there is a way to think that leads to decisions
that benefit humanity, and then there are ways that sometimes do
out of luck, and don't ever.
SuperPsaturn (11:09:56 PM): Yeah I guess that's true.
SuperPsaturn (11:10:10 PM): But like, you were raised to believe in
God and the church right?
N 1 to 9 (11:10:45 PM): oddly enough, yes.
N 1 to 9 (11:10:46 PM): but i had an incredibly liberal upbringing as
far as my teachers in school.
SuperPsaturn (11:10:56 PM): Ah okay.
N 1 to 9 (11:11:47 PM): my parents never really talked about religion.
i mean they think logically. i don't know if my dad belives in god,
but my mom does, and she's not really a catholic
N 1 to 9 (11:11:57 PM): i mean she goes to church, but she doesn't
believe all they try to feed her, and she taught me to be the same3
SuperPsaturn (11:12:37 PM): Like I think that being a good person
is basically living to enjoy your life while not hurting other peoples
to do it.
N 1 to 9 (11:13:16 PM): i think too many people are living lives we
would consider unacceptable to be mostly concerned with living a
N 1 to 9 (11:13:23 PM): and it's not their fault
SuperPsaturn (11:13:47 PM): well there's a difference between
hurting people and people who go out of their way to be offended
SuperPsaturn (11:14:11 PM): I mean like if I for some reason
enjoyed throwing bricks off a building I'd at least wait till people
weren't walking around below.
N 1 to 9 (11:15:35 PM): i know, but like all some people care about
is living a happy life. while there are people all over the world with
like no food and stuff
SuperPsaturn (11:17:17 PM): Well I don't think you should have to
join UNICEF just to be considered decent.
SuperPsaturn (11:17:54 PM): You can't expect people to stop living
their lives entirely just because there are people who don't have it
so well in some parts of the world.
N 1 to 9 (11:18:37 PM): well there's a difference between decent and
N 1 to 9 (11:18:59 PM): i mean decent is like, 'killing this person
would cause more damage to the world than good'
N 1 to 9 (11:24:01 PM): this is a good example. we disagree on a
subject, but it's not a subject like, i think we should kill all the poor
people because they deserve to die, and you don't
SuperPsaturn (11:24:39 PM): Hah
SuperPsaturn (11:24:41 PM): Yeah that's true.
N 1 to 9 (11:29:54 PM): cradle of filth talks about mythical creatures
and stuff a lot don't they?
SuperPsaturn (11:30:12 PM): Yeah.
SuperPsaturn (11:30:21 PM): A lot of faeries and succubus'
N 1 to 9 (11:31:00 PM): do you ever notice how many of the same
creatures appear in Squaresoft RPGs?
N 1 to 9 (11:31:25 PM): Like half of all norwegian black metal bands
have the same name as a monster in some game i've played
N 1 to 9 (11:32:04 PM): or they wrote at least one song with a
monster i've heard of in it.
N 1 to 9 (11:33:37 PM): like as soon as i hear the song i get this
picture in my head of some supernintendo monster
SuperPsaturn (11:35:12 PM): Yeah.
SuperPsaturn (11:35:31 PM): Square games have a ton of
mythological stuff though.
N 1 to 9 (11:36:14 PM): yeah. it's not like norwegian black metal
bands got all their ideas from Seiken Densetsu 3
SuperPsaturn (11:38:36 PM): They would if you started one.
N 1 to 9 (11:39:32 PM): YEAH!
N 1 to 9 (11:40:04 PM): We're starting a band. Sword Master
N 1 to 9 (11:40:21 PM): wait, that band already exists
N 1 to 9 (11:43:17 PM): seriously, i have a compilation CD of bands
that i got, and at least 1/2 of the songs are either by bands named
after monsters in SD3 or the songs are named after monsters in
SuperPsaturn (11:44:36 PM): Hah.
N 1 to 9 (11:44:56 PM): marduk is one of the great old school
N 1 to 9 (11:45:17 PM): marduk is a monster lise can summon in sd3
SuperPsaturn (11:45:30 PM): That'd be cool if our band actually
became like the 5 (or however many members there ended up
being) greatest sword fighters in existence.
N 1 to 9 (11:46:09 PM): there are only 3 in the end of the game
N 1 to 9 (11:46:34 PM): i beat the colleseum with rock
N 1 to 9 (11:46:56 PM): it took me like 4 hours
SuperPsaturn (11:47:31 PM): Damn.
SuperPsaturn (11:47:37 PM): And you stayed alive?
SuperPsaturn (11:47:46 PM): Do you get life back between fights in
N 1 to 9 (11:48:33 PM): nope
N 1 to 9 (11:48:39 PM): haha, i'm just kidding.
N 1 to 9 (11:48:49 PM): rock is definetly the worst character in SC
N 1 to 9 (11:49:19 PM): i love how nobody can decide on who's the
best character in the game, but everyone can decide that rock is
SuperPsaturn (11:54:52 PM): Hah
SuperPsaturn (11:54:57 PM): Yeah.
SuperPsaturn (11:55:05 PM): But he's the one you most want to use.
N 1 to 9 (11:56:27 PM): i know. he has the best weapon and model,
but his fighting style is useless
SuperPsaturn (11:56:30 PM): Like you think that a guy that
ridiculous must have some kind of space throw you can learn to
N 1 to 9 (11:57:08 PM): yeah
N 1 to 9 (11:57:11 PM): or at least his moves have to do an absurd
amount of damage
SuperPsaturn (11:57:22 PM): Yeah but they don't.
SuperPsaturn (11:57:34 PM): His only real advantage is that his
moves are hard to block for beginners.
N 1 to 9 (11:57:35 PM): but rock is usless in close range, and all his
long range attacks are really easy to guard impact
N 1 to 9 (11:57:56 PM): yeah
SuperPsaturn (11:58:41 PM): Like I imagine Rock doing something
where he like throws you with one arm like 20 feet into the air.
N 1 to 9 (11:59:21 PM): he only has 2 medium range horizontal mid
height range attacks
N 1 to 9 (11:59:22 PM): he does that
N 1 to 9 (11:59:22 PM): i immagine like most of rocks attacks to be
N 1 to 9 (11:59:32 PM): or at least his axe to swing insanely fast
N 1 to 9 (11:59:37 PM): once he gets it going
SuperPsaturn (11:59:57 PM): And then he golf swings with his axe
and sends you like 90 feet in the air.
N 1 to 9 (12:00:37 AM): yeah, but that move takes like 10 seconds to
N 1 to 9 (12:00:57 AM): for some reason rock has no unblockable
mid horizontal attacks
SuperPsaturn (12:01:11 AM): And then he like spins his axe around
and whips it up at you in mid-air.
N 1 to 9 (12:01:49 AM): that one is pretty good. it would be better if
it was a mid range attack though
SuperPsaturn (12:01:55 AM): And it gets struck by 10 lightning
N 1 to 9 (12:02:06 AM): hahahahaha
SuperPsaturn (12:02:22 AM): That would be an awesome finisher.
SuperPsaturn (12:02:39 AM): Especially if a charred skeleton
dropped back down to the ring.
N 1 to 9 (12:03:17 AM): you expect rock to have a move where even
if it doesn't hit you, it does that earthquake stun unblockably
N 1 to 9 (12:03:18 AM): hahahahahhahaha
N 1 to 9 (12:03:40 AM): and then the skeleton got out a guitar and
started playin emperor.
SuperPsaturn (12:03:46 AM): Hah
N 1 to 9 (12:04:25 AM): even talking about how moves should do
more damage is idiotic with soul calibur
SuperPsaturn (12:04:32 AM): They should of had Shredder with the
time sword in Soul Calibur.
N 1 to 9 (12:04:43 AM): hahahaha
N 1 to 9 (12:05:58 AM): i think they could totally put all the ninja
tutles in soul calibur
N 1 to 9 (12:06:17 AM): leonardo would use cervantes' moves
N 1 to 9 (12:06:33 AM): donatello would use kilik's
N 1 to 9 (12:06:34 AM): raphael would use taki's
N 1 to 9 (12:06:36 AM): and michael angelo would use maxi's
N 1 to 9 (12:07:00 AM): shredder would use voldo's moves even
though it would make absolutely no sense whatsoever3
N 1 to 9 (12:07:41 AM): shredder would go from being a normal
ninja stance in his intro to doing the voldo moonwalk
N 1 to 9 (12:09:39 AM): splinter would use lizardman's moves
SuperPsaturn (12:10:50 AM): Hm.
SuperPsaturn (12:10:57 AM): Yeah that would all fit.
SuperPsaturn (12:11:04 AM): Who would be Casey Jones?
N 1 to 9 (12:11:41 AM): april oneal would use ivy's moves, except
instead of a sword that turns into a whip, it woudl be a microphone
on a cord, that inexplicably becomes really stiff occasionally
N 1 to 9 (12:12:06 AM): casey jones would be like edge master,
except with less weapons. like he'd use a hockey stick, then he'd
use seung mina's moves
N 1 to 9 (12:12:31 AM): when he used a baseball bat he'd use like
N 1 to 9 (12:12:54 AM): what else is there?
SuperPsaturn (12:12:55 AM): I think Baxter Denton would be
N 1 to 9 (12:13:17 AM): hahahahahahhahahaha
N 1 to 9 (12:13:18 AM): i thought it was baxter stockman
SuperPsaturn (12:13:43 AM): Yeah I think it was.
SuperPsaturn (12:14:11 AM): Who was that Crocodile?
SuperPsaturn (12:14:16 AM): Jumbalia Jake?
N 1 to 9 (12:14:54 AM): leather head
N 1 to 9 (12:15:08 AM): but he can't use lizardman's because it's
taken by splinter
SuperPsaturn (12:15:08 AM): Yeah that's right.
SuperPsaturn (12:15:18 AM): Who the fuck is Jumbalia Jake?
SuperPsaturn (12:15:30 AM): Leather head would probably be
N 1 to 9 (12:15:32 AM): i think he was a cook in swamp thing
N 1 to 9 (12:15:35 AM): oh yeah
N 1 to 9 (12:16:09 AM): except he didnt' have any real weapons, just
little stupid gadgets he made out of the bayou
SuperPsaturn (12:16:11 AM): Or maybe Voldo consderng how he
fights in the game.
N 1 to 9 (12:16:40 AM): nah, shredder is voldo
N 1 to 9 (12:16:57 AM): he has to be sophitia
SuperPsaturn (12:16:58 AM): Really?
SuperPsaturn (12:16:59 AM): I see Shredder as more of a
N 1 to 9 (12:17:28 AM): but shredder only uses his claws and stuff
SuperPsaturn (12:17:46 AM): Yeah but he's also and expert
SuperPsaturn (12:18:01 AM): And he uses punches and kicks a lot.
N 1 to 9 (12:19:48 AM): yeah i guess so
N 1 to 9 (12:19:58 AM): but in the movie is weapon of choice was
N 1 to 9 (12:20:09 AM): except for some reason it was pointed on
N 1 to 9 (12:20:18 AM): it looked a lot more like a javelin
SuperPsaturn (12:21:13 AM): The movie was awful though.
N 1 to 9 (12:21:19 AM): yeah
SuperPsaturn (12:21:26 AM): They didn't even get Splinter's origin
N 1 to 9 (12:21:30 AM): i suppose mitsurugi would be the best for
SuperPsaturn (12:21:35 AM): How the fuck could a pet rat learn
N 1 to 9 (12:21:40 AM): hahahahhaha
N 1 to 9 (12:22:13 AM): that was the worst example of puppetry i've
N 1 to 9 (12:22:13 AM): actually rats are pretty smart. they're smarter
than most dogs
N 1 to 9 (12:22:22 AM): as far as learning tricks and stuff
SuperPsaturn (12:22:23 AM): Oh really?
N 1 to 9 (12:22:28 AM): yeah
SuperPsaturn (12:22:38 AM): I don't think they could learn a fighting
N 1 to 9 (12:22:45 AM): that's why they're still alive. humans have
been trying to kill them for thousands of years
SuperPsaturn (12:22:51 AM): And with his current intelligence he'd
care more about eating and shitting.
N 1 to 9 (12:23:37 AM): hopefully not. if rats learned karate we'd be
in deep shit
N 1 to 9 (12:23:37 AM): immagin trying to kill a rat and it punches
you in a pressure point causing instant death?
N 1 to 9 (12:23:37 AM): that woudl suck
N 1 to 9 (12:25:07 AM): i just think it would be funny to see shredder
say some thing to one of the turtles then go into his voldo fighting
N 1 to 9 (12:25:32 AM): like 90 percent of all mitsurugi's moves
would kill a human
SuperPsaturn (12:26:09 AM): Hah.
SuperPsaturn (12:26:10 AM): Yeah but the turtles have their shells.
N 1 to 9 (12:26:15 AM): some of his moves would kill you instantly
almost. like the upper stab
N 1 to 9 (12:27:14 AM): yet for some reason that move does less
dammage than his move where he bashes you in the head with the
hilt of the sword
N 1 to 9 (12:27:14 AM): that might make you fall down
N 1 to 9 (12:27:28 AM): but getting stabbed in the face or neck with
a katana would without a doubt kill you.
N 1 to 9 (12:28:27 AM): sometimes i'll be fighting mitsurugi and he'll
swing his sword and hit you in the hand and you'll think 'that
shouldn't count' but in real life katanas don't cut your hand, they cut
your hand off.
SuperPsaturn (12:28:28 AM): Yeah.
SuperPsaturn (12:28:39 AM): His spinebreaking move does
surprisingly little damage too.
N 1 to 9 (12:29:46 AM): yeah. that is the most overkill move in the
N 1 to 9 (12:29:47 AM): it should do more damage than yoshimitsu's
suicide, except not damage mitsurugi
N 1 to 9 (12:33:16 AM): there is no way around it, that move would
kill you on the spot. not only would it kill you, but it would paralize
you for the like 12 seconds it took you to die of blood loss and
blood filling your lungs
SuperPsaturn (12:34:20 AM): Yeah really.
SuperPsaturn (12:34:48 AM): It's almost as ridiculous as as Rock
and Astaroth's thing where they smash you with the blunt end of the
N 1 to 9 (12:35:27 AM): yeah
N 1 to 9 (12:35:50 AM): it's still insane to think that those moves do
less than 90 percent damage
SuperPsaturn (12:39:14 AM): Did you ever play the Ninja Turtles
fighting game for Genesis?
N 1 to 9 (12:39:35 AM): yeah
N 1 to 9 (12:39:39 AM): it was idiotic
N 1 to 9 (12:40:24 AM): the arcade style games were good though
N 1 to 9 (12:41:46 AM): did you ever play turtles in time for snes?
SuperPsaturn (12:43:20 AM): Yeah those were more final fight than
fighting games though.
N 1 to 9 (12:43:36 AM): yeah, but still they were great games
SuperPsaturn (12:44:04 AM): There was some cool stuff though.
Like I eventually learned how to always throw the foot soldiers off
the screen while barely bothering to fight them.
N 1 to 9 (12:47:01 AM): yeah
N 1 to 9 (12:48:01 AM): did you play it on super hard?
N 1 to 9 (12:48:46 AM): every time you have to fight shredder in the
claw robot, you fight the foot soldiers who block your attacks, so it
was kind of stupid, but i figured it out
N 1 to 9 (12:50:34 AM): have you been paying attention to SC2?
N 1 to 9 (12:51:29 AM): i think it's going to be pretty good
SuperPsaturn (12:51:30 AM): Tht was one of my favorite bosses.
SuperPsaturn (12:51:31 AM): It was just fn to fight for some reason.
SuperPsaturn (12:51:45 AM): Um, I've seen a few tidbits on SC2.
SuperPsaturn (12:52:21 AM): The gameplay will obviously be as
close to perfect as you can get but the graphics didn't look too
impressive in the screens I saw so far.
N 1 to 9 (12:52:22 AM): it's really strange when a game like that
comes along, and everyone loves it, but it has absolutely on
influence on the rest of games ever again
N 1 to 9 (12:52:59 AM): there are going to be wall and stuff too.
N 1 to 9 (12:53:12 AM): the graphics looked more like they had the
models and they just posed them rather than had them doing a
move from motion capture
SuperPsaturn (12:53:15 AM): Have you played DoA at all?
SuperPsaturn (12:53:23 AM): That's a pretty fun fighting game too.
N 1 to 9 (12:53:47 AM): a little. i played it at a friends house
N 1 to 9 (12:54:07 AM): i still can't get over it when you fall down in a
game, and you can't roll to the side
N 1 to 9 (12:55:10 AM): from what i've heard the characters aren't
N 1 to 9 (12:55:22 AM): like they haven't completly decided on which
models to use
N 1 to 9 (12:56:16 AM): mitsurugi kind of looks like hes getting older
N 1 to 9 (12:57:11 AM): i wonder how they're going to make taki? is
she going to have some wrinkles or what? she should be like 34 in
SuperPsaturn (12:57:23 AM): Well that makes sense since he was in
the first two games.
N 1 to 9 (12:57:45 AM): yeah
SuperPsaturn (12:57:51 AM): Hah nah.
SuperPsaturn (12:58:07 AM): They'd never do something as
honorable as that to a female in a videogame.
N 1 to 9 (12:58:56 AM): yeah
N 1 to 9 (12:58:57 AM): maybe she'll have some grey hair
N 1 to 9 (12:58:57 AM): just as long as they don't make her boobs
N 1 to 9 (1:00:01 AM): the screen shots i've seen kind of look like
the characters are kind of mannered
N 1 to 9 (1:00:08 AM): like their hands and feet are kind of big
N 1 to 9 (1:00:18 AM): everything is generally just a little to round
SuperPsaturn (1:00:20 AM): Hm.
SuperPsaturn (1:00:35 AM): Well they might still be working with
N 1 to 9 (1:00:47 AM): yeah, i hear they are
SuperPsaturn (1:00:55 AM): I can't see Soul Calibur putting out a
bad game, honestly.
N 1 to 9 (1:01:41 AM): yeah. there are already a few different
aspects that they're putting in
N 1 to 9 (1:01:41 AM): like so you can do 8 way run in all stances
N 1 to 9 (1:02:13 AM): instead of going into mist stance and having to
just stand there or hop.
SuperPsaturn (1:03:16 AM): THat's useful.
SuperPsaturn (1:03:27 AM): It was kind of annoying in 2.
N 1 to 9 (1:03:32 AM): yeah
SuperPsaturn (1:03:35 AM): Er...1 I mean.
SuperPsaturn (1:03:49 AM): I think of the Dreamcast version as 2
because I played the one for PSX.
N 1 to 9 (1:04:28 AM): ah. i bought that for like 10 bucks once and it
was all scratched up, so all that worked was the intro fmv
SuperPsaturn (1:05:58 AM): Hah shit.
SuperPsaturn (1:06:12 AM): Well at least the intro is pretty neat
looking I guess.
N 1 to 9 (1:06:56 AM): which looked good, but then it didn't work so
i got mad
N 1 to 9 (1:08:01 AM): what if you got sc2 and you were one of the
characters in it
N 1 to 9 (1:09:10 AM): Mitsurugi has an extra attack on his heaven
dance attack. it's now called 'Heavenly Prayer'
N 1 to 9 (1:10:09 AM): i bet he like, opens his mouth, and blasts out
like 1000 katanas that are reach unblockable.
SuperPsaturn (1:10:10 AM): If I was?
SuperPsaturn (1:10:11 AM): I'd probably master me.
SuperPsaturn (1:10:14 AM): But I'd wonder why the fuck they put a
fat dork in this fighting game.
N 1 to 9 (1:10:34 AM): they put voldo i it
SuperPsaturn (1:11:23 AM): Yeah but Voldo's awesome.
SuperPsaturn (1:11:28 AM): He's just incredibly gay.
N 1 to 9 (1:11:33 AM): hahahahaha
N 1 to 9 (1:19:47 AM): there's a fencer who looks like Zechs from
gundam wing in sc2
SuperPsaturn (1:21:37 AM): He has a mask?
N 1 to 9 (1:22:22 AM): no he looks like him without the mask
SuperPsaturn (1:22:58 AM): Oh so just a whte haired guy.
N 1 to 9 (1:23:17 AM): well his face looks like the guy from the
N 1 to 9 (1:23:41 AM): kilik is back, and he has a mullet
N 1 to 9 (1:25:00 AM): it says here the fencer guy is supposed to be
voldo after he went back to society or something
N 1 to 9 (1:25:14 AM): nah
SuperPsaturn (1:25:15 AM): Huh?
N 1 to 9 (1:25:21 AM): kidding
SuperPsaturn (1:25:25 AM): Hah
SuperPsaturn (1:25:42 AM): Hey have you ever heard of Jojo's
N 1 to 9 (1:26:20 AM): yeah, you tell me it about as much as i tell
people about gundam wing
N 1 to 9 (1:26:24 AM): heh
SuperPsaturn (1:26:27 AM): Hahah
SuperPsaturn (1:26:33 AM): Yeah but you never check it out!
N 1 to 9 (1:26:54 AM): i know, but how am i supposed to?
SuperPsaturn (1:26:56 AM): Anyway I found a page that has a lot of
the manga translated that you can look at.
SuperPsaturn (1:27:05 AM): http://www.hoteldope.com/anime
N 1 to 9 (1:27:07 AM): i almost bought the game for n64
SuperPsaturn (1:27:15 AM): You should read it. It's really good.
SuperPsaturn (1:27:18 AM): Haha
N 1 to 9 (1:27:21 AM): but you said it was just a marvel vs. capcom
SuperPsaturn (1:27:27 AM): What game? Superman 64?
SuperPsaturn (1:27:30 AM): Wha?
SuperPsaturn (1:27:35 AM): When the hell did I say that?
N 1 to 9 (1:27:37 AM): no jojo's bizarre adv.
SuperPsaturn (1:27:53 AM): They had Jojo's for N64?
N 1 to 9 (1:27:55 AM): maxi is in sc2 even though he clearly died in
N 1 to 9 (1:27:58 AM): yeah
SuperPsaturn (1:27:58 AM): THat's odd.
SuperPsaturn (1:28:08 AM): I thought it was only on dreamcast.
N 1 to 9 (1:28:14 AM): nope
N 1 to 9 (1:28:48 AM): wait, maybe it was on dreamcast
SuperPsaturn (1:29:14 AM): Well I don't know why I'd say it was a
Marvel vs. Capcom clone because I've never even played the
N 1 to 9 (1:29:51 AM): i don't know
N 1 to 9 (1:31:05 AM): what would you do if you woke up tomorrow
4000 years into the future, and you found out that they based all
their logic on this conversation
SuperPsaturn (1:31:52 AM): I guess I'd feel pretty good about it if
they payed attention to what we were talking about earlier.
SuperPsaturn (1:32:09 AM): And the rest of their logic would go
into making awesome videogames.
N 1 to 9 (1:32:41 AM): YEAH!
N 1 to 9 (1:32:45 AM): it would be the ultimate future full of logic and
reasoning, and awesome video games
N 1 to 9 (1:33:42 AM): i think they would reinstate dueling
N 1 to 9 (1:33:54 AM): voldo's in sc2
SuperPsaturn (1:33:56 AM): Hah
SuperPsaturn (1:34:08 AM): What if they made this giant statue of
both of our heads.
N 1 to 9 (1:34:25 AM): hahahahha
SuperPsaturn (1:34:40 AM): And we had these goofy ass
expressions on our faces and it said something like "In honor of the
gods of reason who saved the earth 4000 years ago."
N 1 to 9 (1:35:12 AM): yeah!
N 1 to 9 (1:35:16 AM): i think if the future had a capitol city, it would
be rekoom city
SuperPsaturn (1:35:23 AM): YEAH!!
SuperPsaturn (1:35:38 AM): And they'd use technology to make
SuperPsaturn (1:35:41 AM): To be the mayor.
N 1 to 9 (1:35:50 AM): YEAH!
SuperPsaturn (1:35:51 AM): And also ruler of the earth as a side
N 1 to 9 (1:36:24 AM): then we'd learn that in order for the future to
turn out like it did, there needed to be a rekoom in the past to stop
the governments of the world
N 1 to 9 (1:36:32 AM): and they'd turn us into rekooms
SuperPsaturn (1:36:51 AM): Hah
SuperPsaturn (1:37:09 AM): WHat if Rekoom stopped them, but
did it because he was just a magnificent speaker?
N 1 to 9 (1:37:21 AM): except one of us would get all these weird
clothes that didnt' make sense
N 1 to 9 (1:37:32 AM): yeah!
SuperPsaturn (1:37:48 AM): Like he'd be standing in front of senate
in a suite and tie and he'd give all these really good points about
how we need to change in order to preserve a good way of life.
N 1 to 9 (1:38:21 AM): rekoom woudl explode into the white house
and everyone would be like holy shit! but rekoom would just start
a debate that would win the hearts of america
N 1 to 9 (1:38:26 AM): hah yeah
N 1 to 9 (1:40:19 AM): there's some little girl with tonfa
N 1 to 9 (1:41:29 AM): i never understood kicking in soul calibur. i
mean lets say maxi kicks mitsurugi, and mitsurugi guard impacts, in
real life maxi's leg would fall off.
SuperPsaturn (1:41:39 AM): Hah
SuperPsaturn (1:41:40 AM): Yeah.
SuperPsaturn (1:41:57 AM): But it's insane to debate how realistic
the move damage is in SC.
N 1 to 9 (1:42:36 AM): yeah
N 1 to 9 (1:42:48 AM): i hope they have a mode in sc2 where it
actually works like in real life
SuperPsaturn (1:43:02 AM): It kind of sucks how a really stupid
looking monster like Kewie could take over the earth with no
N 1 to 9 (1:43:16 AM): yeah.
N 1 to 9 (1:43:42 AM): nah, we'd like summon the power from
within. along with thousands of other people like us in their early
SuperPsaturn (1:44:06 AM): THat scene is like the peak of
SuperPsaturn (1:44:20 AM): When Kewie comes to kill Vegeta and
he starts powering up.
N 1 to 9 (1:45:00 AM): actually, i think the earth could win if it tried. i
mean, if each average human has a pl of 3 then it would only take
like 1000 humans to use up all of kewie's power
N 1 to 9 (1:45:05 AM): yeah. that's my bible.
SuperPsaturn (1:45:31 AM): They should just keep replaying that
scene when DragonballZ comes on.
SuperPsaturn (1:45:37 AM): Instead of mostly everything else.
N 1 to 9 (1:45:40 AM): Yeah
SuperPsaturn (1:45:45 AM): Unless a scene involves Nappa.
N 1 to 9 (1:45:52 AM): hahahah
SuperPsaturn (1:45:54 AM): Then they should show that.
N 1 to 9 (1:46:29 AM): we really need to go back and redo all of
SuperPsaturn (1:46:36 AM): I know.
SuperPsaturn (1:46:49 AM): Vegeta and Rekoom should team up.
N 1 to 9 (1:46:56 AM): nappa would somehow get mistakenly
revived by the dragonballs, and by the time they got to the ginyu
force he'd like appeal to rekoom
SuperPsaturn (1:47:08 AM): And Goku would just be this chubby
Mr. Satan type character.
N 1 to 9 (1:47:13 AM): they'd become the Ultimate Maniac Force
N 1 to 9 (1:47:18 AM): hahahahaha
SuperPsaturn (1:47:53 AM): Whoa!
N 1 to 9 (1:47:55 AM): what about piccolo
SuperPsaturn (1:47:58 AM): That'd be the best show ever.
N 1 to 9 (1:48:06 AM): yeah i know
SuperPsaturn (1:48:07 AM): Ulimate Maniac Force!!
SuperPsaturn (1:48:20 AM): Put a little UMF into your Saturday
N 1 to 9 (1:48:53 AM): Rekoom and Nappa team up to destroy
history. next on ULTIMATE MANIAC FORCE!
SuperPsaturn (1:48:59 AM): Hahaha
SuperPsaturn (1:49:17 AM): I dunno, Piccolo does some cool stuff,
but he's mostly just kind of depressing to watch.
SuperPsaturn (1:49:26 AM): Especially when he's voiced by a total
N 1 to 9 (1:49:59 AM): yeah, but not when we redo it
SuperPsaturn (1:50:05 AM): Yeah!
SuperPsaturn (1:50:13 AM): He'll like be their sidekick.
N 1 to 9 (1:50:32 AM): last time on UMF, nappa and rekoom were
visiting euro disney land. when they decided to anihilate europe!
SuperPsaturn (1:50:56 AM): And it'll be construed by a million
groups as this horrible racial profiling because we'll give him a
southern black accent.
N 1 to 9 (1:51:30 AM): hahaha
SuperPsaturn (1:52:02 AM): "Mistah Nappa suh! I be seein' dat
dere fence over yondah'. You be destroyin' it ya?"
N 1 to 9 (1:52:06 AM): piccolo or nappa?
N 1 to 9 (1:52:15 AM): hahahahha
N 1 to 9 (1:52:24 AM): oh man
SuperPsaturn (1:52:24 AM): "Yeah sure, boy. That's why we're the
Ultimate Maniac Force."
N 1 to 9 (1:52:34 AM): hahaha
N 1 to 9 (1:53:11 AM): goku would show up to try and use the spirit
bomb against the UMF, and it would always comically backfire
SuperPsaturn (1:53:18 AM): Yeah.
N 1 to 9 (1:53:35 AM): or vegeta would pop up out of nowhere and
give goku a wedgie
SuperPsaturn (1:53:48 AM): Like he'd charge it up and then sneeze
and accidentally throw it at a house full of somewhat evil orphans.
N 1 to 9 (1:54:21 AM): no, not even somewhat evil orpans. like a
house full of retarded peopel.
N 1 to 9 (1:54:28 AM): and everyone would be like oh no, not the
SuperPsaturn (1:54:33 AM): hahhaa
SuperPsaturn (1:54:41 AM): And during a press conference we'd
N 1 to 9 (1:54:46 AM): and nappa, rekoom, and vegeta would be
like retarded people don't need to live
N 1 to 9 (1:55:16 AM): we dont' care for invalids
SuperPsaturn (1:55:16 AM): "we wrote that part because since
retarded people don't have feelings they can't technically have good
in their hearts."
N 1 to 9 (1:55:50 AM): hahaha
SuperPsaturn (1:56:02 AM): And like America would just recoil in
SuperPsaturn (1:56:22 AM): And Japan would probably make it
their highest rated show.
N 1 to 9 (1:56:54 AM): fans of the ultimate manica force on the show
would run up to nappa and rekoom like they wanted a hug, and
they'd just kill their fans
SuperPsaturn (1:57:07 AM): What?
SuperPsaturn (1:57:12 AM): Oh yeah.
SuperPsaturn (1:57:13 AM): Hahhaa
SuperPsaturn (1:57:24 AM): Yeah, or they'd leave them crippled or
SuperPsaturn (1:57:36 AM): And they'd just be laying there smiling.
N 1 to 9 (1:58:09 AM): hah, they'd just do experiments on them to
see how much different things would hurt or what they'd do
SuperPsaturn (1:58:32 AM): And there'd be this episode where a
feminist runs up to Rekoom and screams at them for being
SuperPsaturn (1:58:53 AM): And she'll be like "I think it's
disgraceful how you carry on killing everything for no reason."
SuperPsaturn (1:59:31 AM): And Rekoom would say something like
"Goils don't need tah' tink." and he'd punch her in the nose and
knock her down.
N 1 to 9 (1:59:51 AM): this show wouldnt' last too long
SuperPsaturn (1:59:52 AM): And she'd be like "Gee I guess I
SuperPsaturn (2:00:25 AM): Hahahaha
SuperPsaturn (2:00:36 AM): It'd be fun to pitch to someone though.
SuperPsaturn (2:00:53 AM): Maybe we should copy this
conversation and send it to Gabriel Polonsky.
N 1 to 9 (2:01:26 AM): hahaha. yeah
N 1 to 9 (2:01:26 AM): yeah.
N 1 to 9 (2:01:26 AM): i think vegeta would also get a katana
SuperPsaturn (2:01:34 AM): Hahahhaa
SuperPsaturn (2:01:46 AM): That's funny because it'd be so
absurdly useless to him.
N 1 to 9 (2:02:11 AM): he'd just carry it around cause it looked cool
N 1 to 9 (2:02:26 AM): plus it would be made out of Ultimate Maniac
Force grade steel
N 1 to 9 (2:02:32 AM): so it would actually work as a sword
SuperPsaturn (2:02:46 AM): He should like impale a bus on a
telephone pole and carry it around like a mace.
N 1 to 9 (2:02:52 AM): but he'd just hold it in the hand he wasn't
N 1 to 9 (2:02:55 AM): hahaha
N 1 to 9 (2:03:12 AM): a bus full of school children
N 1 to 9 (2:03:30 AM): and he'd keep it until all the kids escaped, or
SuperPsaturn (2:03:30 AM): Hahahhahahah yeah!
SuperPsaturn (2:03:44 AM): And the funniest part is that they
wouldn't all just die when he impaled it.
N 1 to 9 (2:03:53 AM): yeah
SuperPsaturn (2:04:06 AM): The kids would be stuck in there crying
as he used it as a weapon and more and more of them died on
N 1 to 9 (2:04:06 AM): they'd constantly be asking him for a drink of
water or some food
N 1 to 9 (2:04:39 AM): and when they were all dead, he'd just impale
N 1 to 9 (2:04:57 AM): in his off time vegeta would moonlight as a
SuperPsaturn (2:04:59 AM): And their parents would follow the
UMF around begging for him to let them go.
N 1 to 9 (2:05:05 AM): hahahahahha
SuperPsaturn (2:05:28 AM): Because the living kids would of
resorted to eating the dead by then to stay alive in their crumpled
N 1 to 9 (2:06:01 AM): but like he'd go off of a ramp, and do a like
36000000 degree spin or something
SuperPsaturn (2:06:08 AM): Haha.
N 1 to 9 (2:06:11 AM): and then just fly strait into the earth at full
speed causing a huge earthquake
SuperPsaturn (2:06:21 AM): He could spin for like 4 weeks if he
SuperPsaturn (2:06:27 AM): Since he can fly.
N 1 to 9 (2:06:34 AM): but then allen wouldn't getkilled
SuperPsaturn (2:07:05 AM): Yeah but Vegeta wuld screem
"UNEEK" at him oso loud athat his head would explode.
N 1 to 9 (2:07:12 AM): allen would be standing at the end of the
ramp looking up in the air with his finger in his nose, and vegeta
would just plow right through his stupid head
N 1 to 9 (2:08:14 AM): and it would do a slo motion shot of vegeta
flying straight into the top of allens' head causing him to split into 32
segments of equal size like an orange before shooting off into the
cowd and exploding
SuperPsaturn (2:08:28 AM): Ahahahhahahah!!
SuperPsaturn (2:08:32 AM): That'd be so great.
SuperPsaturn (2:08:40 AM): And like one of his bones stabbed
N 1 to 9 (2:09:13 AM): right in the eyeball
N 1 to 9 (2:09:13 AM): and she wouldn't notice it for a while but then
she'd get really upset and start crying
SuperPsaturn (2:09:19 AM): Hahaha
N 1 to 9 (2:09:24 AM): and rekoom would be like, aww whats' the
SuperPsaturn (2:09:38 AM): remember that one night when she put
her head on your shoulder on the couch?
N 1 to 9 (2:09:41 AM): and she'd be like a bone is stuck in my eye!
N 1 to 9 (2:09:45 AM): god
N 1 to 9 (2:09:48 AM): not really actually
SuperPsaturn (2:09:52 AM): Did you want to like smash her in the
face with a super uppercut?
SuperPsaturn (2:09:59 AM): Or did you not hate her yet?
N 1 to 9 (2:10:36 AM): i think i did. but i don't really remember
N 1 to 9 (2:10:36 AM): way early in the 1st smester i dind't hate her
N 1 to 9 (2:10:36 AM): i actually borowed a cd from her
SuperPsaturn (2:10:42 AM): Oh really?
N 1 to 9 (2:10:54 AM): it was one of those things were i thought
she'd be like this one girl from my highschool
SuperPsaturn (2:11:09 AM): She went to your highschool?
N 1 to 9 (2:11:13 AM): but then i realized she was a complete idiot
N 1 to 9 (2:11:41 AM): NO!
N 1 to 9 (2:11:42 AM): i mean, i thought she'd be like this girl who
went to my highschool
SuperPsaturn (2:11:49 AM): OH.
SuperPsaturn (2:11:50 AM): Okay.
SuperPsaturn (2:12:03 AM): Yeah I thought that would've been a
strange thing to never mention before.
N 1 to 9 (2:12:10 AM): anyway the bone is lodged into here eye, and
rekoom is like i'll take it out for you. and he punches it and it shoots
out the back of her head
SuperPsaturn (2:12:27 AM): Hahahhaha
SuperPsaturn (2:12:27 AM): That's so awsome.
N 1 to 9 (2:12:27 AM): stabbing dustin in the balls
SuperPsaturn (2:12:38 AM): I want to make a manga of this series.
SuperPsaturn (2:12:43 AM): Since it'll never be on tv.
N 1 to 9 (2:13:04 AM): hahaha, you don't know that+
N 1 to 9 (2:13:18 AM): what if we moved to japan?
SuperPsaturn (2:13:28 AM): Maybe in the year 2067 when
civilization has collapsed.
N 1 to 9 (2:13:38 AM): it would work there for sure
SuperPsaturn (2:13:49 AM): Yeah it'd be a national treasure in
N 1 to 9 (2:14:22 AM): except we have to involve platform jumping
N 1 to 9 (2:14:26 AM): nappa has dreams that he's a slightly more
SuperPsaturn (2:14:33 AM): Hah
N 1 to 9 (2:14:43 AM): and he has to jump on a bunch of platforms
SuperPsaturn (2:15:18 AM): And then he'd wake up and say like "I
dreamed I was a WOP!"
SuperPsaturn (2:15:36 AM): And America would just cringe in
N 1 to 9 (2:15:39 AM): hahahahahahahhahahaha
N 1 to 9 (2:16:09 AM): hahahahah
N 1 to 9 (2:16:09 AM): then rekoom would say, i thought you were
N 1 to 9 (2:16:10 AM): and then vegeta would say, then that would
make you a McWopper
SuperPsaturn (2:16:30 AM): And Vegeta would be like "Don't
worry Nappa. You know we killed all the italians in 2008."
N 1 to 9 (2:16:54 AM): hahahaa
N 1 to 9 (2:17:25 AM): historical note: 2008 was known to all non
italians as the last year or lasagne
SuperPsaturn (2:17:35 AM): Haha
SuperPsaturn (2:18:51 AM): And then we'd cut to the cemetary
where there'd be one giant grave in the form of Tony Danza's head
that represented all italians who'd died that says 'Mama Mia!' at the
N 1 to 9 (2:19:24 AM): hahahahahahha
N 1 to 9 (2:20:39 AM): i think if SC is going to have walls, it has to
make sure people take extra damage if they get slammed into a
SuperPsaturn (2:20:49 AM): Yeah.
SuperPsaturn (2:20:55 AM): Will they be breakable walls?
SuperPsaturn (2:21:02 AM): Thats how it is in DoA.
N 1 to 9 (2:21:34 AM): i dont' know. that woudl be cool though
N 1 to 9 (2:21:35 AM): yeah i remember that
SuperPsaturn (2:21:57 AM): There's this stage in DoA2 where you
fight in a church.
N 1 to 9 (2:22:17 AM): hmm. there's a library in SC2 i thin
SuperPsaturn (2:22:21 AM): And you can smash your opponent
through the stained-glass window and they fall like 100 feet to
N 1 to 9 (2:22:53 AM): does it hurt them?
SuperPsaturn (2:22:58 AM): Yeah.
N 1 to 9 (2:23:00 AM): i think you should be able to jump up on
things like tables and stuff
SuperPsaturn (2:23:09 AM): But the fight continues if they have
SuperPsaturn (2:23:13 AM): You jump down after them.
SuperPsaturn (2:23:25 AM): THat'd be cool.
SuperPsaturn (2:23:48 AM): Or if you could like smash a book case
and then side kick the individual books into your opponent's face
N 1 to 9 (2:24:41 AM): yeah. i think that woudl work well in SC.
instead of having one cliff that immedately kills you have it do some
dammage, and then you could climb back up or the otehr guy
could jump down
SuperPsaturn (2:25:07 AM): The other guy just automatically jumps
down in DOA2.
N 1 to 9 (2:25:32 AM): what would you do if some people in SC2
could shoot fireballs or something?
SuperPsaturn (2:25:32 AM): That'd be fun to make the first guy
SuperPsaturn (2:25:42 AM): Then you could like throw hairs and
rocks and shit down at them.
SuperPsaturn (2:25:50 AM): I'd definately be disappointed.
N 1 to 9 (2:25:54 AM): like astaroth smashes his axe into the ground
and it sends a shockwave forward
SuperPsaturn (2:26:13 AM): i haven't played any 3-d fighting games
with projectiles that were any good.
N 1 to 9 (2:26:19 AM): hmm
N 1 to 9 (2:26:56 AM): the projectiles would have to follow the
SuperPsaturn (2:26:59 AM): Actually, there was this one game that
was kind of neat.
N 1 to 9 (2:26:59 AM): or go really fast
SuperPsaturn (2:27:12 AM): I can't remember the title at all.
SuperPsaturn (2:27:26 AM): But it was like there was this huge open
field type area with buildings and shit around.
SuperPsaturn (2:27:45 AM): And you'd fight this other person by
shooting different kinds of fireballs and such.
SuperPsaturn (2:27:56 AM): And you could go anywhere on the
N 1 to 9 (2:28:30 AM): could you go....insane?
SuperPsaturn (2:28:42 AM): Yeah you could do some insane stuff.
SuperPsaturn (2:29:02 AM): Like you had buttons for force,
multiplying, and maybe speed or something.
SuperPsaturn (2:29:19 AM): And depending on what combination
you hit the buttons in you'd shoot a different energy attack.
SuperPsaturn (2:29:38 AM): Like if you hit multiplying and then
energy blast you'd shoot like ten little balls.
SuperPsaturn (2:29:59 AM): Or energy first and then multiply you'd
shoot 3 more powerful balls.
N 1 to 9 (2:30:16 AM): as the things i'm looking at are going, they
seem to look more and more realistic
N 1 to 9 (2:30:53 AM): yeah?
SuperPsaturn (2:30:55 AM): And if you hit all three buttons at once
you'd kind of do this shockwave attack that destroyed everythning
around your radius.
SuperPsaturn (2:31:20 AM): And I think everybodies was different
as to what their stuff would do.
SuperPsaturn (2:31:36 AM): Plus it had this story mode which was
SuperPsaturn (2:31:55 AM): Like as one guy you're some kid
returning to his village to see that it's been attacked and burnt
SuperPsaturn (2:32:15 AM): So you go on a journey to get revenge
fighting different people with powers similar to yours.
SuperPsaturn (2:33:09 AM): I'll look for the box at Blockbuster next
time I go to get the title.
N 1 to 9 (2:33:36 AM): hmm
N 1 to 9 (2:34:48 AM): what if in SC2 you can throw your weapon
SuperPsaturn (2:35:05 AM): Umm...well that could be neat.
SuperPsaturn (2:35:28 AM): Since it couldn't turn into just a
throwing match since you'd only have one weapon to throw.
N 1 to 9 (2:36:01 AM): yeah
N 1 to 9 (2:36:17 AM): i really hope they worked on the weapons
hitting in mid swing
SuperPsaturn (2:36:20 AM): I dunno. It could get kind of cheap
SuperPsaturn (2:36:42 AM): Like if you're both really low on life
and one guy just throws his weapon out of nowhere and wins.
N 1 to 9 (2:36:47 AM): the throwing or the weapons hitting?
N 1 to 9 (2:37:15 AM): yeah, but if that guy missed it would be all
N 1 to 9 (2:37:18 AM): except for kicks.
SuperPsaturn (2:37:21 AM): That's true.
SuperPsaturn (2:37:30 AM): I think it'd probably be interesting .
N 1 to 9 (2:37:37 AM): but then it would mean that each character
would have a a bare hands fighting style
N 1 to 9 (2:37:55 AM): so you could start off in story mode withouth
a weapon and you had to train up to it or something
SuperPsaturn (2:37:56 AM): Well I imagine you could pick your
weapon up again.
N 1 to 9 (2:38:29 AM): yeah
N 1 to 9 (2:38:44 AM): unless it went off of the cliff
SuperPsaturn (2:38:53 AM): Good point.
SuperPsaturn (2:39:34 AM): Well I guess that's all just appar of the
ris of throwng it in the first place.
SuperPsaturn (2:39:48 AM): *risk
N 1 to 9 (2:40:17 AM): i wonder if the other guy could like then, pick
up your weapon and throw it over the cliff
SuperPsaturn (2:40:35 AM): Nah.
N 1 to 9 (2:40:39 AM): then it woudl be a really good thing because
throwing it would be almost useless
SuperPsaturn (2:40:42 AM): I don't think they'd add that.
N 1 to 9 (2:40:49 AM): except under incredibly rare circumstances
SuperPsaturn (2:40:59 AM): Plus you'd just look like a total pussy.
N 1 to 9 (2:41:33 AM): like the other guy is about to die, and the the
other guy did a move and it's taking a long time
N 1 to 9 (2:41:33 AM): why?
SuperPsaturn (2:41:55 AM): What if like you threw your weapon
and it was double pointed and it stabbed into the wall or a tree and
then you threw your opponent against it?
N 1 to 9 (2:42:39 AM): that would be cool, but i don't think they'd be
able to add that in
SuperPsaturn (2:42:47 AM): Hah yeah probably not.
SuperPsaturn (2:43:05 AM): THat'd be cool if they had blood
N 1 to 9 (2:43:10 AM): it woudl be cool if it stuck into different thing
SuperPsaturn (2:43:18 AM): Where your moves can actually take
off limbs and shit.
N 1 to 9 (2:43:52 AM): oh yeah, like bushido blade mode sort of
SuperPsaturn (2:43:58 AM): Heh yeah.
N 1 to 9 (2:43:58 AM): remember how that game had 1st person
SuperPsaturn (2:44:06 AM): Bushido Blade?
SuperPsaturn (2:44:10 AM): Yeah I think so.
N 1 to 9 (2:44:38 AM): that part was pretty neat, except that then
you get to see up close how strange the faces they gave everyone
SuperPsaturn (2:44:52 AM): Haha
SuperPsaturn (2:44:52 AM): Yeah.
SuperPsaturn (2:45:03 AM): Graphics were pretty limited back then.
N 1 to 9 (2:45:18 AM): yeah.
SuperPsaturn (2:45:22 AM): Now they used like 2 dozen polygons
N 1 to 9 (2:45:25 AM): no they weren't
N 1 to 9 (2:45:56 AM): hahaha
SuperPsaturn (2:46:04 AM): Well not limited.
SuperPsaturn (2:46:12 AM): But you usually didn't see much detail
in the face.
N 1 to 9 (2:46:56 AM): just wait 40 years for when they have every
character in a fighting game will be anatomically correct down to
SuperPsaturn (2:47:08 AM): Hah.
SuperPsaturn (2:47:33 AM): Yeah then it'll degenerate to lechers
trying to cut off women's clothes.
N 1 to 9 (2:48:07 AM): heh
N 1 to 9 (2:48:31 AM): bra chopper 4 for playstation 8 will be out by
SuperPsaturn (2:48:37 AM): Hahahaha
SuperPsaturn (2:49:01 AM): That sounds like one of those Japanese
N 1 to 9 (2:49:34 AM): except you could do that in any game
N 1 to 9 (2:49:34 AM): hahaha
SuperPsaturn (2:49:49 AM): Do what?
SuperPsaturn (2:50:00 AM): cut off clothes?
N 1 to 9 (2:50:20 AM): except for the ps8 it would come with a
special added on unit that would be the physical aspect of the
SuperPsaturn (2:50:42 AM): Hahah
N 1 to 9 (2:50:43 AM): it would like cook you dinner, give you a
backrub, and have sex with depending on how well you played the
game at the end
SuperPsaturn (2:50:55 AM): Yeah like the control pad has tits on it.
N 1 to 9 (2:51:02 AM): hahahahahaha
N 1 to 9 (2:51:55 AM): sometimes soul calibur really needed work on
the engine for weapon contact
SuperPsaturn (2:52:03 AM): Yeah.
SuperPsaturn (2:52:26 AM): That would actually be so cool if they
could figure out a way to impliment realistic hit detection with
N 1 to 9 (2:52:37 AM): rock could be standing there, and you'd
clearly swing your sword right through his axe and it wouldn't work
SuperPsaturn (2:52:52 AM): Like if you slashed at them and nicked
them on the upper arm youd' actually see that cut later in the fight.
N 1 to 9 (2:53:24 AM): that would be really tough, because it would
have to depend on what angle the weapons hit at and force and
things like that
SuperPsaturn (2:53:36 AM): Yeah I know.
SuperPsaturn (2:53:58 AM): But like you could put in a code that
lets you move the camera around and continue to cut them up after
N 1 to 9 (2:54:04 AM): like if maxi was doing a lame upward swing
on with his nunchaku and nightmare swung his sword down right
SuperPsaturn (2:54:07 AM): And you could perform realistic brain
N 1 to 9 (2:54:41 AM): hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
N 1 to 9 (2:55:55 AM): you'd be able to read all of the books in the
library, and comment in the margins
SuperPsaturn (2:55:57 AM): And then like doctors would be
required to play Soul Calibur really well to pass medical school
N 1 to 9 (2:56:30 AM): with a blood stained sword
SuperPsaturn (2:56:35 AM): Yeah!
SuperPsaturn (2:56:47 AM): That'd be cool if they made like a
SuperPsaturn (2:56:53 AM): instead of power glove.
N 1 to 9 (2:57:05 AM): yeah
SuperPsaturn (2:57:17 AM): So that you could actually learn to be
an excellent sword fighter while playing a really fun game.
SuperPsaturn (2:57:31 AM): Plus you could wear this vest the
SuperPsaturn (2:57:49 AM): Because it has little built in razor blades
that cut you whereever you get hit with a sword in the game.
N 1 to 9 (2:57:49 AM): SC2 should also have things you can guard
and attack at the same time
N 1 to 9 (2:58:52 AM): it would also be cool if the game ran on a 24
hour clock instead of a 40 second one
SuperPsaturn (2:59:11 AM): Yeah.
N 1 to 9 (2:59:17 AM): so if you were in the most intense SC2 fight in
history, it could last from morning to night
SuperPsaturn (2:59:25 AM): So if you play really early in the
morning your characters are half asleep.
N 1 to 9 (3:00:03 AM): yeah. but like if you fight at 2 am, ivy would
be wide awake, but sophitia would be really tired
SuperPsaturn (3:00:09 AM): Hah
SuperPsaturn (3:00:33 AM): Yeah or what if the game was made so
that if you ever lose as a character that character dies and you can
never play as them again?
N 1 to 9 (3:01:08 AM): hahaha, well it would just have to be really
quick at saving it to the memory card
SuperPsaturn (3:02:36 AM): Yeah.
SuperPsaturn (3:02:45 AM): But it'd be more emotional when you
SuperPsaturn (3:03:00 AM): Like you could talk to your character
when you weren't fighting.
N 1 to 9 (3:03:02 AM): hah, yeah
N 1 to 9 (3:03:09 AM): hahahaha
SuperPsaturn (3:03:09 AM): With this built in microphone.
SuperPsaturn (3:03:23 AM): And you'd like build up this really great
relationship with him/her.
SuperPsaturn (3:03:55 AM): And then like you'd fight one day and
the controller cord would get kicked out of the slot by accident and
your guy ends up getting stabbed.
SuperPsaturn (3:04:25 AM): And they'd be like "*cough cough*
N 1 to 9 (3:04:59 AM): well then the guy would lay dying on the
ground and you'd have to reassure him before he died.
N 1 to 9 (3:05:20 AM): there's no more pain where you're going,
SuperPsaturn (3:05:26 AM): Hahaha
SuperPsaturn (3:05:51 AM): And he'd like look over and give this
five o' clock shadow grin and give you the thumbs up before he
N 1 to 9 (3:06:26 AM): maybe now your tormented soul can rest.
N 1 to 9 (3:06:27 AM): hahahahahahahahahahahhaha
N 1 to 9 (3:06:37 AM): but if you didn't do a good job of talking to
your character right before he died, you'd have to start all over
SuperPsaturn (3:06:53 AM): And you'd just collaps on your knees
and scream "NOOOOOOO!!!!"
N 1 to 9 (3:07:04 AM): hahahahaha
SuperPsaturn (3:07:29 AM): No, because they'd be dead. The
game would reprogram itself to not have that character in it
anymore and his picture on the select screen would be replaced
with a tombstone.
N 1 to 9 (3:08:22 AM): but like if you were fighting the final boss, and
your guy was dying, and you did a really good job of not giving up
hope, he might just summon the strength to rise again. but it would
both be incredibly hard and would randomly just not work
N 1 to 9 (3:08:24 AM): hahaha
SuperPsaturn (3:09:21 AM): O like you could pretend to be god.
SuperPsaturn (3:09:25 AM): Like talk into the mic in a deep
SuperPsaturn (3:09:54 AM): And say like "Mitsurugi! Your
ancestors count on you! You can defeat this evil!!"
SuperPsaturn (3:10:13 AM): And he'd be like "YEAH!!! I MUST
N 1 to 9 (3:10:24 AM): or you could be like, mitsurugi, you can't die!
what about timmy and the orphanage? what about grandma and
her shoe collection?
N 1 to 9 (3:11:14 AM): and he'd start to get up, but then fall down
again, and you'd be like i'm sorry this had to happen. you weren't
SuperPsaturn (3:11:15 AM): And like his sword would start
N 1 to 9 (3:11:22 AM): and then the theme from chrono trigger would
N 1 to 9 (3:12:28 AM): and he'd slowly rise up to his feet, and to the
most incredibly move ever and chop the enemy in half and resheath
his sword right at the end of the song and just then the guy would
fall in half.
SuperPsaturn (3:12:41 AM): Yeah!
SuperPsaturn (3:12:46 AM): That'd be awesome.
SuperPsaturn (3:13:02 AM): Every game you played would be like
this incredibly uplifting experience.
N 1 to 9 (3:13:38 AM): and like as he was doing the last moves, the
boss would be hitting him with all of these other moves, but they
just wouldn't work because mitsurugi was empowered by hope
N 1 to 9 (3:13:39 AM): yeah
N 1 to 9 (3:13:52 AM): everyone would go to work or school feeling
much better about themself
N 1 to 9 (3:13:58 AM): or just never leave the house again
SuperPsaturn (3:13:59 AM): Yeah I know.
SuperPsaturn (3:14:11 AM): Nah, they'd definately leave.
SuperPsaturn (3:14:18 AM): Stuff like that makes you want to live
N 1 to 9 (3:15:03 AM): yeah, mitsurugi would tell them to. you'd be
about to play the game, and mitsurugi would be like, you better do
your work or you'll end up like Maxi or voldo
SuperPsaturn (3:15:15 AM): Haha
SuperPsaturn (3:15:26 AM): "A fag or Elvis"
N 1 to 9 (3:16:04 AM): not just a fag, a slave fag
SuperPsaturn (3:16:10 AM): I know.
SuperPsaturn (3:16:25 AM): I've gotta go to sleep Matt.
SuperPsaturn (3:16:29 AM): I'll talk to you later.
N 1 to 9 (3:16:45 AM): ok. talk to you later chris